1. mrskalnoky:

truckersaretheblood:

jaredisacunt:

mycrushwitheyeliner:

thisiscaroline:

sans-merci:

kaiserbund:

lord-kitschener:

theirongoddessofmercy:

tracethedoubt




“The Russian custom of matchmaking was regarded as something outrageous and was laughed at by everyone, the princess included” Thank you, Anna Karenina as always.

“There was music from my neighbour’s house through the summer nights.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

“Holmes saw with the clarity of a courtroom verdict what had to be done.” -Matthew Pearl, The Dante Club

“Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.”
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.
Um.
“As a motorist ages, visual clarity declines and peripheral vision becomes less distinct.”
my nearest book was my drivers manual.

 ”I wasn’t particularly fond of the man” Post Office by Charles Bukowski

(first of all johanna stop being cool)
“One of my most harrowing teenage memories was slow dancing with her at my sister’s wedding, he hand clasped over my arse, as Bryan Ferry sang ‘slave to love”
Porno by Irvine Welsh

    mrskalnoky:

    truckersaretheblood:

    jaredisacunt:

    mycrushwitheyeliner:

    thisiscaroline:

    sans-merci:

    kaiserbund:

    lord-kitschener:

    theirongoddessofmercy:

    tracethedoubt

    “The Russian custom of matchmaking was regarded as something outrageous and was laughed at by everyone, the princess included” 
    Thank you, Anna Karenina as always.

    “There was music from my neighbour’s house through the summer nights.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

    “Holmes saw with the clarity of a courtroom verdict what had to be done.” -Matthew Pearl, The Dante Club

    “Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.”

    Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.

    Um.

    “As a motorist ages, visual clarity declines and peripheral vision becomes less distinct.”

    my nearest book was my drivers manual.

     ”I wasn’t particularly fond of the man” Post Office by Charles Bukowski

    (first of all johanna stop being cool)

    One of my most harrowing teenage memories was slow dancing with her at my sister’s wedding, he hand clasped over my arse, as Bryan Ferry sang ‘slave to love

    Porno by Irvine Welsh

    (Quelle: loveclaire)

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